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Last night I had one odd dream as well. Though no wonder that I had weird dreams since I slept in...

I had won some weird competition and got a makeover. Makeover included all plastic surgeries and such so the doctors asked what I would want. I said that I really don't need silicons or want to change anything. Then the doctor said "well we can always give you liposuction and some botox, cause its free though". I said that its okay then if they can do it in 3 hrs cause I had to go to work. I also reminded that they should look out for my contact lenses before doing any surgeries. The doctor then got a great idea, they could do lasik for my eyes. I was pretty sceptical about it but the doctor said that if it fails, they can reverse the operation with new technology. And after all it was free! Then I called my boyfriend excited, "Hey honey! Can I have a lasik surgery! Its free and they can reverse it if something goes wrong!".

I don't really know if anything went wrong cause then I woke up.

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Since I haven't had dreams in a while, I decided to share some of the dreams that I remember well still for some reason. Usually I remember weird details about the dreams, sentences or so.

Once I had a dream I had a pet fly (yes, fly the bug). Then its wings fell off so I wrapped it in a towel and went to vet. I had to take a bus to get to the vet and at one stop one of my acquaintances came to the bus too, a talking cat. I chatted with him for a long time and then realized it was my stop. So I quickly ran off the bus and then realized I had forgotten the fly inside the bus. It was last bus so I was very sad about it.

About the details, in one dream I remember saying "George Lucas is the most important man in my life right after Santa Claus and dad".

I did have one dream about my boyfriend proposing to me, he got me a golden ring but since I don't like gold and prefered silver or platinum, I asked if it could be changed. He said that's impossible since it cost only 30 euros and had been engraved already. Besides, it made my finger turn to green.

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Last night I had a dream that I worked as hairdresser. I had a small salon that was in a pretty bad shape, but I had few loyal customers. It was a christmas time so I watched movies on my holiday, there was one really good movie I watched but I can't remember its name. I put on an advertisement in newspaper where I thanked all the customers for using my salon. Unfortunately the ad didn't come up as it was supposed to and instead of "Merry christmas to all my customers from VIX" (yes it was salons name) it said something like "tmmbmbfdll mbghdhfll". Though later some police officer came to the salon and said that he wanted a haircut and that he saw the ad and likes to always try weird stuff.

Then I woke up.

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Actually, last night I had two dreams.

One was about me being pregnant, it was two days till I was supposed to give birth and I was still working. I was calling my friend (who in real life is nurse but in my dream she was cleaning public toilets) and asking that doesn't amniotic fluid come when you're giving a birth and not before it. This was one of the weirdest dreams in a long time.

The other dream was about some new programmer that had been hired to our company. He had a really huge salary and later I found out he just copy-pasted all the code from google or then asked from me. I was very pissed off at him that he got such a huge salary and couldn't actually do anything. I tried to show it to other people as well but nobody believed me. Goddamnit.

Then I woke up (Finally).

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Last night I had a dream that I was an actor. Movies were pretty different in future world though. There were just few chosen people to play main roles. Then there was the script. Other people weren't hired for acting bad guys or so. People just went to places where the script told them to go and talk to random people according to the script. Of course in some movies, this might lead to the death of some actors. I unfortunately knew this when I was hired to play lead role in a mafia movie. And I almost got killed during it. Thank god I was good at dodging bullets. Later I played in some ninja movie, it was much nicer, we were ninjas who drank a lot of tequila. Though later I got pissed off at the director and left in the middle of the scene.

Then I woke up.

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I had a dream I was working in some mall kind of thing, like in my last dream. Though that mall had really few people working there and had a hospital too. I met some doctor who I helped occasionally at the hospital. Good thing that I had played so much Trauma Center so I knew how to remove cancer and stop bleeding! Later I found out that there was a class reunion coming up. It was just on the next day so I had to go there, it was about 5 hrs train trip away, but I arrived there really quickly for some reason. As I was on time, I had time to look around the place. There was a supermarket that during weekends hosted rave parties. So I went there and people were shopping and partying at the same time. After that I went to my class reunion. People had changed a lot and they were writing post-its about what they have done in past six years. I made a post-it about how I saved some patient of cancer day before yesterday. I suddenly realized that it was monday and I should've been at work. So I called my boss and said I'm not coming. I woke up at that time so I didn't get to know what my boss replied to me.

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I had a dream that I was working in a big mall as system administrator. Some people set up a zombie amusement park downstairs. They had infected people and animals with zombie virus and they were behind glass walls and people could see them like in zoo. I knew it was a bad idea from the start. Later some of the zombies broke free and bunch of people came to ask help from me, but I just said to them "I told you so". And tried to finish my work so I could leave the office. I had lots of work then.

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I had a dream that the future world was ruled by two kinds of pirates, old school pirates and new generation pirates. They were at war and I was an old school pirate. New generation pirates caught me though so to survive I pretended to be one of them. Their clothing was very fine, goth like dresses which sort of reminded me of vampires. Old school pirates found me though and tried to rescue me, since new generation pirates had brainwashed me with their thoughts. I received one Pirates of the Caribbean movie on bluray in mail and tried to hide it since it was considered blasphemy among new generation pirates. They found it though and discovered my secret but luckily my fellow mates, old school pirates saved me.

I had some other dream too which involved coconuts, beer and some invisible boy but can't really remember what it was all about.

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I had a dream that Earth had finally got first contact with aliens. Everyone was looking forward to what is going to happen, but then they attacked all suddenly. Their lasers were really powerful and destroyed most of us. They used stealth armors that changed their looks. They had tried to search for something that looks familiar to us and that human couldn't see them for real and find out their weaknesses. So the armors looked like Daleks.

We had a small resistance group that was training in my friends place. We used to play on PlayStation 3 some games where you had to destroy aliens. And we travelled through secret tunnels under the malls of which the aliens knew nothing about. Unfortunately I woke up before I could save the world.

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Its not really good idea to watch Alien vs Predator Requiem before you go to sleep...

I had a dream I was hunted by aliens and ran through a big mall. Mall was built of sections and you had to take a train to get to another part of the mall. Whenever aliens reached some part of the mall, it was destroeyd, so I had to get out of there before they catch me. At some point I was countered by one, I had used all my ammo and there was no place to escape.

Then I woke up.

But then I fell asleep again and continued the dream. I was thinking all day about the scenery in my dream until I just recently remembered where it was familiar from. I watched trailer of Final Fantasy XIII just few days ago and it was exactly the same.

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In my dream I was living in a house that was owned by mafia. World was changing and people were buying mountain climbing equipment since they thought that its only safe to live on mountains. There were two companies selling those items, other one was called Arrak and other one was McKeefe. At some point it wasn't important anymore to buy mountain climbing stuff but to buy christmas presents. I went to biggest mall I've ever seen to buy a present for my cat (I dont have one in real life) and got lost in the mall. I was in some room and then suddenly all the furnitures started moving and I realized I wasn't in the mall anymore. Some evil janitor was ruling the place and tried to find me so he could get rid of me. And he did find me in the end.

Then I woke up.

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Last night I had really hard time to get sleep, but I still saw three different dreams. I can't remember the first one and the second involved vorlons ships (Babylon 5), but I remember the third one quite well.

Dream was like the tv-series Monk. It had same characters (f.e. Leland Stottlemeyer) and a murder case. Some russian gymnastic had been murdered and I was solving the case. Later I found out who was the murderer (some old teacher of mine) and I realized that the murderer will soon find out that I know what she did. So I hid. I called Leland on my cellphone, explained the situation and asked backup. Then I waited... And waited... I got tired of it so I took my phone to ring him again. I checked the last dialed numbers and realized I had called my grandmother instead of Leland. So I phoned him again. There was just a slight problem, I couldn't remember his first name and didn't find him from the phone book. The problem was that I had saved his number as "Captain Stottlemeyer". I had to run away from the murderer for quite some time since she found me and it took really long time for backup to arrive, but luckily the scenery was familiar since it was my homeplace.

Then I woke up.

The beginning

Hi, my friends know me as Pulu (which translates to pidgeon in English) and I have weird dreams. I've been meant to write them down in a notebook for ages, but since this is era of computers and internetz, its just easier to start a blog. Especially since I don't have one yet. It would be way too complicated to try to remember and write down all the dreams I've had, so I just start with the most recent ones. Thank you.